4.30.2006
Youth scum

And if the fear of crime is indeed being exaggerated somewhat by the uncomfortable public (especially the elderly) then we need to civilise these barbarian, spotty, whining kids that are creating this fear, and deal with the real offenders much more harshly. Teach them the necessity of manners and respect for your elders and authority and phone boxes (I always kinda like the idea of compulsory citizenship classes with application of iron bars to those who don't bow down in humble respect... heh heh). Maybe even we can get them reading a fucking book or two, dammit, the thick bastards.
Seriously, I guess there are two approaches: Firstly, increase punishment and create a real fear of consequence supported by why the fuck they must fear it in the form of citizenship classes for all. These classes can be taught by the elite of the best teachers with epic balls (maybe we can get them from the army after extensive training) with the sole purpose of turning kids into good citizens. Making them see the world in a better way. The second approach would be to bow before them, understand them and nourish them and spend money to improve facilities in their areas and hey maybe pay them to fucking go to school and have kids at 16...arrrghhh noooo fuck that liberal sweaty ballsack crap......yeeearrrgh......ahem.