6.25.2006
Virgin Trains
Virgin trains are the best we got, and I use them quite often. Just two little things: firstly they need to tell their rubbish collectors to fucking be polite or piss off. It's a shit job I know, but that does not mean others who have paid a lot of money for their little seat deserve such unpleasant attitude.
Secondly do they have to announce that the train arrived on time. It's as if the driver is saying, 'Fuck me we actually made it on time guys.Whooooaaaa. First time this week! I deserve a bonus!' The train should always arrive on time. If it's late then yes, bow before me, thrust a sword through your stomach, but say nothing if the train arrives as it should.
6.15.2006
British Judges are too soft and adore those little pink fairies in twinkle twinkle doo dar land.
So why are our judges so soft? I have the answer. Most went to private schools which is fair enough. I don't have a problem with that. However, if all these soft judges named in the Shitty Sun's 'War Against Soft Judges' campaign had grown up in council estates then you could scrub the 'soft' out and replace with the Independent's 'War Against Fucking Hardcore Civil Liberty Busting Judges From Hell'. Maybe some of them should spend a month or two living in some of our less desirable estates. These judges live in wealthy city areas or rural homes that no nothing of crime, and are highly liberal happy happy folk living in a Cuckoo Land where pretty fairies in skimpy pink skirts (mmmm) skip and dance with the gnome people.
I admit I don't know much about how our independent judiciary works. I do know that if someone admits they are guilty early on in the court proceedings he or she has a considerable reduction in their sentence. I don't agree with that. I just don't agree with all this pissing around to reduce the sentence, like the criminal showing remorse. You do something evil, you get punished and punished hard. Simple and effective.
Step forward Judge Fuckmaster:
You raped a baby... ok 500 years. You accidently run over a college girl after a few drinks and in a stolen car... ok 25 years with daily beatings. You were found carrying a deadly knife... ok 10 years. You looked at me funny...5 years plus a slap. You young man played your shit boom boom music too loudly in your veeehicle... 2 years plus the destruction of your vehicle and the beating of your mum for being a shit mum. Give me some attitude now big boy. This is me fucking your eyeball out... ok that's enough.
6.14.2006
The media may be indirectly responsible for the next terrorist attack
Ok fair enough, it looks like the police got it wrong again...probably (though I am finding it hard to believe that these two brothers are all of a sudden the perfect Britain-adoring citizens, according to them, their speakers and the media – I think I have already outlined in this pointless blog that Britain is shit). Consequently the media have gone crazy and all guns are out for the police involved. On the other hand, how crazy would the media be if a bomb went off in a crowded area... but alas it had remained undetected by the police. But wait there is more to this possible future scenario: The police had some intelligence on this terror act before it happened, but, in fact, restrained themselves somewhat due to the fear of another media outcry and further embarrassment. There was evidence, but they just missed it due to holding back that little bit extra under potential media scrutiny and pressure. Hopefully, this will never be the case – hopefully the police will tell the ball sucking side of the media to piss off and keep up their pressure, at least as a deterrant for any potential mass murdering bastards out there seeking virgins in paradise. Sure some innocents will have to experience discomfort in police custody, but better they than the deaths of many innocents in one foul explosion.
6.04.2006
Very recent violent crime and stabbings in the UK
All these headlines are taken from the BBC England News section today. Maybe the media is just concentrating on stabbings more due to the current public awareness, but, still, it's extremely concerning and fucking disgusting.
1. Teenagers wounded in shooting
Police in Manchester say a 13-year-old and 15-year-old are in hospital with serious injuries.
2. Man 'critical' following assault
A man is in a critical condition in hospital after he was assaulted. The victim is believed to have been attacked just after midnight in Hornsey Road, north London.
1. Teenagers wounded in shooting
Police in Manchester say a 13-year-old and 15-year-old are in hospital with serious injuries.
2. Man 'critical' following assault
A man is in a critical condition in hospital after he was assaulted. The victim is believed to have been attacked just after midnight in Hornsey Road, north London.
3. Girl, 16, charged with stab death
A 16-year-old girl has appeared in court charged with murdering a woman behind flats in south-east London.
4. Man dies in pub stabbing
A man has died in a suspected stabbing incident in a pub. Police were called to the Wisbech Arms in Exchange Square, Wisbech, on Saturday night after reports of a disturbance at the pub.
5. Pregnant driver crashes in chase
A pregnant woman is recovering after her car crashed into a wall and burst into flames as she was being followed by two men on Friday evening. The 32-year-old woman was with her son, aged 10, when the two men followed her in a car through Colchester, Essex, sounding their horn and shouting.
6. Family tribute to stabbed father
A father who was stabbed to death in a Birmingham street has been described as "gentle and fun-loving" by his widow. Marlvin Jiro, 26, from Handsworth, died during an "altercation" with three men in the early hours of Bank Holiday Monday in Howard Street, Hockley.
7. Six held after stabbed man dies
8. Two critically ill after stabbing
Two men are critically ill in hospital after being stabbed during an incident in Taunton early on Saturday.
9. Two men treated for stab wounds
Police are investigating possible links between two men who have suffered knife wounds in Bristol.
10. Man is killed in double shooting
A man has died and another was seriously injured when shots were fired into a car in Sheffield.
A 16-year-old girl has appeared in court charged with murdering a woman behind flats in south-east London.
4. Man dies in pub stabbing
A man has died in a suspected stabbing incident in a pub. Police were called to the Wisbech Arms in Exchange Square, Wisbech, on Saturday night after reports of a disturbance at the pub.
5. Pregnant driver crashes in chase
A pregnant woman is recovering after her car crashed into a wall and burst into flames as she was being followed by two men on Friday evening. The 32-year-old woman was with her son, aged 10, when the two men followed her in a car through Colchester, Essex, sounding their horn and shouting.
6. Family tribute to stabbed father
A father who was stabbed to death in a Birmingham street has been described as "gentle and fun-loving" by his widow. Marlvin Jiro, 26, from Handsworth, died during an "altercation" with three men in the early hours of Bank Holiday Monday in Howard Street, Hockley.
7. Six held after stabbed man dies
8. Two critically ill after stabbing
Two men are critically ill in hospital after being stabbed during an incident in Taunton early on Saturday.
9. Two men treated for stab wounds
Police are investigating possible links between two men who have suffered knife wounds in Bristol.
10. Man is killed in double shooting
A man has died and another was seriously injured when shots were fired into a car in Sheffield.
